Thursday, May 5, 2016

5/5/16

Woke up. Had breakfast. Pet the cat. White sky.

I've been having neighbor troubles as of late. The woman next door refuses to tend her front lawn and weeds are spreading into mine. I've asked her repeatedly to take care of it but nothing seems to work. She's quite overweight; I assume this has something to do with it.

Went to school. No mess. Tasked with replenishing the urinal cakes.

Nobody has ever known what I want to do with the urinal cakes but I will tell you: ever since I was a little boy I've been quite obsessed with looking at them, and I have recurrent fantasies of eating one.

Went to bed early. No TV.

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